F.U.Q.

Frequently Unanswered Questions

I lost count. How many beat battles have you won?

Seven, but not looking for an 8th. I think it's a damn shame that a rapper picked up production for fun and destroys producers!

Why do you wear suspenders? Is it because your belt ran away from your stomach?

I wear suspenders because I know idiots like you would ask that question if I wore them. Mere mortals wear belts. The elite wear suspenders. Besides, they have better wear and tear than belts do.

Are you gonna make another "Advice Column" track? Because I have issues...

If you have issues, you can get help from someone who gives a damn.. unless you have enough money for me to give a damn. Then, I'll make as many advice column tracks as necessary!!!

You're my idol! I want to support but I'm broke. What can I do?

Get a job, you loser. I have one. If you do have a job, don't spend your money on food. Buying my CD is more important than your nutrition. If you have kids, don't buy them as much for Christmas, their birthday, Easter, etc.

Why are you always saying to people "I'm Better Than You"? Are you insecure?

I am quite secure. Maybe you just have a tough time accepting the harsh reality that in fact I AM better than you. In which case, you should spend some time feeling comfortable being second place to me in all that you do!!!

You have the coolest hair on the planet! How do you take care of it?

With whatever shampoo is on sale. I am broke. The trick is shaking my hair while it is wet, and it goes wherever it wants to go. That's about it. I don't use fruits and berries like Prince Akeem in Coming To America.

How can I become an RNR groupie?

RNR would much rather have foot soldiers or storm troopers that run the streets rampant and punish everyone who doesn't have a CD!!!